Short Subject: How to Be a Rock Star (2002)

Goofy tries to be a rock star and it fails.

Short Subject: How to Be a Baseball Fan (2000)

Goofy watches others play baseball.

Short Subject: How to Take Care of Your Yard (2000)

Goofy does gardening.

Short Subject: How to Ride a Bicycle (1999)

Goofy rides a bike.

Short Subject: How to Haunt a House (1999)

Goofy haunts a house.

Short Subject: How to Be a Spy (1999)

Well at least I can tolerate the narrator this time.

Short Subject: How to Be Smart (2001)

What the hell happened to the narrator in this one?

Short Subject: How to Be Groovy, Cool, and Fly (2001)

Oh the nostalgia!

Short Subject: How to Wash Dishes (2000)

Okay was someone on staff trying to be ironic?

Short Subject: How to Be a Waiter (1999)

And like with ‘How to play Football’  I have to ask why is it called that?

Short Subject: The Art of Skiing (1941)

Goofy goes skiing.

Short Subject: The Art of Self Defense (1941)

Goofy takes up boxing.

Short Subject: How to Swim (1942)

Goofy goes swimming.

Short Subject: How to Be a Sailor (1944)

Goofy sails the high seas.

Short Subject: How to Be a Detective (1952)

Well this is…different.

Short Subject: How to Sleep (1953)

Watch this short that will put you to sleep.

Short Subject: How to Play Baseball (1942)

Goofy plays baseball.

Short Subject: How to Dance (1953)

Hey a combination between Goofy and his fifties counterpart George Geff.

Short Subject: How to Fish (1942)

Boring!

Short Subject: How to Play Football (1944)

Why is it called that?

Short Subject: How to Play Golf (1944)

“Contrary to popular belief golf is not a waste of time.”

Well I love it already.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Early Thoughts

I am spoiling everything been warned you have.

Short Subject: Goofy’s Freeway Troubles (1965)

A direct sequel to ‘Freewayphobia.’

Short Subject: Freewayphobia (1965)

Fifteen years after Motor Mania where we got to see how people can’t drive on public roads now we get to see how they can’t drive on freeways. 

Short Subject: Motor Mania (1950)

You know it is so dang sad that this short is over 65 years old and still as relevant today as it was back then.

Short Subject: They’re Off (1948)

Horseracing!

Short Subject: Tennis Racquet (1949)

Goofy plays tennis.

Short Subject: Double Dribble (1946)

Goofy plays basketball.

Short Subject: Hockey Homicide (1945)

Score one for a short that took me by surprise.

Short Subject: Tomorrow We Diet! (1951)

The New Year resolutions are in full swing.  Let’s watch the most prominent one get broken.

Short Subject: I’m No Fool (1955-56, 1973)

I’m no fool no sir-ee I want to live to be 93.  I play it safe for you and me cause I’m no fool.